SUPER PEE AND PEDR0
SUPER PEE AND PEDRO’S ADVENTURES
I am a
sucker for YouTube advertising. I will be watching a music video and all of a
sudden in the middle of a song, an advertisement will appear.
How to
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I can’t
help it. Something comes over me and I spend 45 minutes watching the short
video and I found out the secret. The secret is that they never mention how to
mix up the homemade ingredients to stop being bald and cure diabetes and so
forth. Instead, they bore you to a zombie like state on the “short” 45-minute video. At the end, you find
out that you don’t have to mix baking soda with apple cider vinegar and three
cloves with a pint of honey and a teaspoon of olive oil mixed with black pepper
and 4 tablespoons of wild clover honey with a sprinkle of oregano.
No, No,
you don’t have to gather all those ingredients, as a favor to you, the
advertiser has combined all the necessary ingredients along with a secret
herbal recipe gathered by Chinese farmers high in the Mongolian mountains from
a rare exotic fruit known as “ xociticial pharmogate” found only in the
Mongolian Mountains and the valleys of the Himalayan mountains . These
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Well, I
have the same full head of hair that I had. It seems I can hear better and I
sleep better. I have lost 23 pounds because after buying the magic pills, I
cannot afford groceries . This stuff really works, I am not bald yet, but just
in case, I am going to order more before the Chinese farmers go on strike and
stop gathering the secret herbs and plants. I will mortgage my house and buy these pills.
I don’t want to be bald.
So, after
going bankrupt from being addicted to the “xociticial pharmogate” I decided to try to make my own mixture of
the pills that saved me from growing bald, fat, and able to see long distances
without glasses. I took the pills to a medical laboratory to have the
ingredients analyzed. The pills contained equal parts of sugar. Flour, horse glue
and corn starch. I paid for the laboratory
to make the pills for me . The cost was only ½ cent per pill with a warning
that using the pills would have absolutely no effect on baldness, being fat, or
having the ability to see long distance. I took them for a while and the doctor
from the lab told me that I was being vastly overcharged at ½ cent per pill. A
side effect, according to him, was lowered IQ and paranoia.
I quit
paying ½ cent per pill and cancelled my subscription for the $25.00 per pill from
the magic pill factory. I finally realized that I had been taken advantage of
through the hypnotic video of the poor Chinese Farmers gathering ingredients
for the expensive ingredients of xociticial pharmogate. I had the medical lab
investigate the xociticial pharmogate and found that there was no such thing.
It was
an expensive lesson to learn that the way to get rich is to pretend to discover a cure for something and
to create a hypnotizing video to get people to buy your product. But then my conscience kicked in and I decided
to actually find a cure for some common ailment and market the cure at a
reasonable price so people would not go bankrupt. I finally decided on a cure for getting up
several times a night to pee. I found one video about a cure for that problem
It seems that their cure was to sell a combination of herbs and cornstarch that
had to be kept in a bathroom medicine cabinet in a zip lock bag. The plan was
to take the pill 💊 three times a night until cured. One pill had
to be taken at 1:47 a.m. , another at 3:11 a.m. with 20 ounces of water and
again at 5:15 a.m. The instructions stressed that in order for the secret formula
to work that you had to empty your bladder immediately after taking the pills,
Well hundreds of testimonies praised the pill and testified that in between
taking the pills that they did not have to get up to pee.
Well, I
saw right through that scheme. The peeing after taking the pills equated to getting
up three times a night to pee. So, I decided to be honest, and I spent three
years developing a true cure of getting up frequently to pee. I flew to China
and hired three Chinese farmers to pick herbs from the highest mountains that
had been peed on by rabid bats. It seems the pee from the rabid bats enhanced
the rare herbs effectiveness . I hired a porn actress with scanty clothes to
advertise my remedy with a tantalizing video. Well, she hired a lawyer and
claimed to have invented the pills and her Risque” video. She took over my idea
and moved to Hollywood and bought a 3.7-million-dollar mansion. My/Her video is
still up on YouTube. She sends me a Christmas card every year.
So, I
dropped the video idea and began experimenting with different ingredients.
After 7 years, I produced a product that cured the issue of having to get up
frequently to pee. The only problem was that if you wake from your sleep to
pee, you can’t use the bathroom. The force of the forceful pee will break a toilet.
Porcelain shards fly forcefully throughout the bathroom. So, I decided to put a
warning label on the pills so that daily replacement of a toilet was necessary
in order to use the product. Sales dropped rapidly. After, I took the pill, I quickly got dressed
and went outside. I live at the foot of a mountain. I would unzip and free
Pedro and pee toward the mountain. I created caves due to the massive force of
the released pee.
I then advertised
that I could clear clogged sewers, beaver dams
and clear storm damage. I got jobs going to disaster areas and peeing
toward log jams, moving large boulders from landslides and pressure washing
tall sturdy buildings. I could clean window up to 75 stories. I would just drink
New blue dawn prior to letting Pedro do his thing. I got rich beyond
imagination. The government hired me for secret operations against the enemy. I
directed Pedro to pee from a jet plane and unearthed below ground storage of missiles
and enriched uranium from IRAN, Some things are so secret, I cannot tell you
about my many missions. I became known as SUPER PEE. I had the porn star in
Hollywood create a colorful costume for me with a large S on the front. I
started a talk show and a podcast where I showed videos of the results of some
of my work. I don’t have to get up at night to pee anymore. However, I have to
drink 11 gallons of liquid per day to load Pedro up for his work. I have authored
a book detailing my exploits. Click on LEARN MORE to get 27% percent off the
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