LITTLE GREEN MEN ARE OUT THERE-SO BEWARE

 

You have probably heard the expression that truth is stranger than fiction. Now I don’t know much about fiction as the majority of my writings are the truth, the whole truth with only a wee bit of embellishment  included once in a while just to keep the reader’s interest.

Now some time back I was informed by an anonymous person that when she was a 10- or 11-year-old child living at home on Frozen Creek Road  that she was lying in bed awake one night and experienced a strange event. I don’t want to divulge this person’s identity because such accounts as her story are sometimes  ridiculed and I would not wish for her to be made fun of. At any rate, she no longer lives in North Carolina; she now lives in Kalispell, Montana with her husband Michael and her daughter Jessica. Before I go further, I want to emphasize that any resemblance to a real person is strictly coincidental. To protect her identity, I will just pick a random name from an old Baby name book of names.  To protect her real identity, I will just refer to her as Vonda Lee or VL. VL was born into a large family and three beagle dogs owned by her father, let’s just assign him a random name of Fred. She had an older sister so to hide her real identity; I will just call her Sis. That is a good anonymous name for her. She no longer lives on Frozen Creek, North Carolina. She lives in a small town in South Carolina called Easy of Easily or Easley (not really sure of the spelling)  Now VL has an extremely smart brother who lives in Idaho. Her brother has been described as one of the smartest men in Idaho. Coincidently, he once lived on Frozen Creek road too. I am not saying that to insinuate that her genius brother is related to her. As a matter of fact, some in her family have made claims that she is adopted.

Once you hear her story of being abducted by 4 little green men, you might deduce that she could be an alien from another planet. You know they can make themselves look just like earth people.

So VL’s story is that one night she was laying in bed wide awake when 5 little green men climbed through the bedroom window and approached her bed. At first she thought nothing about it but then she recounts how they came closer to her bed and reached out to her with their small skinny arms. According to Vonda Lee or VL, she did not yell out for help but instead allowed the little green men to put their arms under her and carry her out through the bedroom window from which they came. At some point, according to VL she lost consciousness and later found herself back in the bed without a memory of where the little green men took her.  Now some might scoff at her story but her description of the little green men was pretty detailed. According to VL, they were little and green. Oh yes, they had big heads. Well, when she told me the story, she claimed to have told it to family members many times without any variance. I will admit that when I first heard the story I scoffed a wee bit because according to VL she was in bed when the little green men took her and became conscious and found herself in the same bed as if nothing had happened. I suggested a possible dream, but she insisted that it was real.

 

Well, the strangest thing happened to me a few nights after hearing VL’s story. I was lying in bed reading a really interesting book when I suddenly felt a presence and glanced to my left. Much to my surprise, there stood 4 little green men with oversize heads staring at me. I was close to the middle of the bed and as they reached their small arms out toward me, I could see that their arms were not long enough to reach me, so I scooted over toward them. Don’t ask me why I was aiding and abetting my abduction as I have no answer, I just felt like I was under a  spell. I slid over toward the little green critters, and they put their arms under me and managed to lift me off the bed. I could tell it was not easy for them. As I cleared the bed, they dropped me on the floor. The leader, who was a little bit taller than the others looked down at me laying on the floor and said, “Dam man you is heavy” Actually he did not say anything but somehow through telepathy I heard what he was thinking. I said woah now, I just ate a big supper earlier. We talked a little bit , actually we communicated through telepathy. The leader looked at me and said or thought, how did you learn our Uranian language? I don’t speak Ukrainian said I. No, No, not Ukrainian, Uranian said the leader. So, you are from Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun, said or though I. Watch it now said the leader, we spell it differently without the anus part. To make a long story short, I had a bottle of Jack Daniels by my bedside, and I gave them a few drinks in paper cups. After a while, the leader said or thought to me, “I don’t think I can drive that dam spaceship. I had better rest up a little. I made them pallets on the floor and before they dozed off, I asked them about the abduction of VL many years before. They did confirm VL’ story and the leader said that they carried VL down by the spout branch past the corn crib and had just crossed the foot log crossing of Frozen Creek when they fell backwards into the creek. Once they got their wits about them, they decided to bring VL back and put her back in bed without taking her to the spaceship. I wanted to ask them more questions but when I woke up the next morning, they were gone. So, like I said, Truth is stranger than fiction.

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POST NOTE:

Some people somehow got the idea that VL in the story was actually Vonda Lee Owen who just happens to live in Kalispell Montana and is married to a guy named Michael and has a daughter named Jessica.

I assure you that that is just a cooincidence as I said before, Any resemblance to a real person is merely happenstance,  Just to make sure that VL is not Vonda Lee Owen, I spoke with VL's older sister Thelma and she assured me that there is no connection between VL and Vonda Lee Owen. As a matter of fact, she told me that the real person Vonda Lee Owen was a goose's mom. It seems that the real Vonda Lee Owen's father, Fred (another cooincidence) put a goose egg in with some chicken eggs being hatched by a jersey red chicken and a little goose was eventually hatched. The real Vonda Lee Owen took to the little goose and the baby goose took to her. Just like in the story about Mary who had a little lamb; Vonda Lee Owen had a little goose who followed her everywhere even to the outhous.  Vonda Lee carried the baby goose around and of course, the goose thought that Vonda Lee was its Mom. People wouild remark, " here comes that little Owen girl with her goose". Unfortunately, the goose did not lay a golden egg and the school would not let the goose in the classroom with Vonda Lee. The goose had to stay in the detention room until recess and then Vonda Lee would take it out and play with it on the playground . I might make an individual story about this at some point. Hope this clears up the confusion between VL and Vonda Lee Owen, the goose's Mom.  Any resemblance is just a cooincidence.