Mike's New Job

Great news. Michael finally found a job! He is really excited to be
working for Kalispell airport. Vonda and I are also excited by this
job as it comes with some great benefits. Free plane trips to wherever
for Mike, Vonda and Jean ( Mike's mother). He is in training in Salt
Lake City since Sun 7/13. He called today to say he made a 98 on his
first test. We know he studied very hard for a couple of days before
he left but was really suprised to hear he did so well. We expected a
90. Guess he's smarter than he looks, Huh? Anyway, it was really
funny. He was notified on Frid that he got the job and would be
leaving on Sun. So we all went shopping to buy Mike some nice slacks
and shirts as he was instructed to wear casual business attire. He
went wild and bought about 8 outfits including new shoes. He really
looked great in those clothes with his summer tan and pretty gray
hair.Whoo Hoo. Uh, or is it Woo Who! He said he felt like a kid again
with new school clothes. Betty and some friends came over and Mike and
modeled them again. Betty thought he looked really handsome in his new
clothes so she went out and bought him some more. Michael went to work
washing and ironing everything. He really wanted to make a good
impression on the trip. So, while Vonda and I weren't looking he went
to the beauty shop and had his hair, eyebrows and mustache died this
peachy color. Boy, did that every change his looks. Wish we had taken
a before and after picture. Nobody liked the way it looked and Michael
wished he hadn't done it. So, he went about trying to get it to wash
out. He put dawn dish soap and baking soda on his head and walked
around the house with this sudsy concoction slathered in his hair.
Nothing worked and he was thinking and thinking what he could do. Then
he came up with this bright idea that he would put some shout it out
spot remover on his hair! His reasoning was, if it gets out stains it
should get out the dye.Vonda put a quick stop to that and told him it
would might burn his hair off his head. Anyway, it was pretty funny;
can you believe that dough head?